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14 Jun 2014 113,921 notes

thex-kid:

unicow-nak-nak:

hallowedhorrors:

skindeap:

8-inch chocolate penis that oozes fondant cream… Fresh mint fondant, Valencia orange fondant, Williams Pear liqueur fondant, Mozart chocolate liqueur fondant, Cointreau liqueur fondant and Irish coffee liqueur fondant.

United Indecent Pleasures

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Okay but is it possible to get the filling colored red? Because obviously the best use for these is to make a gif or video where you’re licking and sucking at one seductively, making bedroom eyes at the camera, and then you BITE THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN HALF AND SHRIEK YOUR VICTORY AS THE DELICIOUS BLOOD-FILLING DRIPS FROM YOUR VICIOUS MAW.

This site scares me so much.

Reblogging because that damn comment

GODDAMNIT BLOOMY I LOST TUMBLR ROULETTE IN MY OWN HOUSE BECAUSE OF THIS POST

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  #seriously    #realistic isn't brown    #I like colors  

1wordinsane:

tokenduelist:

delano-laramie:

jayecho:

masterhocuspocus:

"Wii U sucks. It’s graphics are horrible!"

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So please tell me. Just what exactly is so “horrible” about looking like this?

who says this?

wow god forbid…

NOT ENOUGH BROWN, NEED MORE BROWN FILTERS.

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13 May 2014 390,345 notes

pincie:

Please reblog if you are a girl and have ever been made to feel ashamed of one or more of these things (wanting to prove a point to some asshole):

-your weight

-your clothing choice

-your amount of make up

-having sex

-not having sex

-breast size

-having your period

-saying no

-not appreciating catcalls 

-masturbating

-body hair

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10 May 2014 42,426 notes
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06 May 2014 218,085 notes

gothiccharmschool:

turning-back-into-soil:

Emotional support bunnies

::stares at laptop screen::

::sniffles::

Yeah, I needed to see these right now. 

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04 May 2014 5,774 notes
apersnicketylemon:

frostfangs:

I saw this post by bi-privilege and I whole-heartedly agree with the notion that this is a preferable term or at least a good alternative to the LGTBQIAP+ acronym. No more people complaining about “how many letters are we gonna add”, no more groups getting forgotten because someone is too lazy to type out the entire acronym, and to me it has a more inclusive and equal feeling for all included groups.
Plus, as punkrockluna pointed out, MOGAI could also be used as an adjective replacing the word “queer”. Queer is being used by a lot of people within the community but we should not forget that it is also a slur and not everyone is comfortable with being labeled or even labeling themselves as such.
I would absolutely love it if we could make this a thing. 
(I really really hope I didn’t forget anyone in the little description, please tell me if I have)

Hey this is a really good one actually, I like MOGAI, this is the best one I have seen yet!

apersnicketylemon:

frostfangs:

I saw this post by bi-privilege and I whole-heartedly agree with the notion that this is a preferable term or at least a good alternative to the LGTBQIAP+ acronym.

No more people complaining about “how many letters are we gonna add”, no more groups getting forgotten because someone is too lazy to type out the entire acronym, and to me it has a more inclusive and equal feeling for all included groups.

Plus, as punkrockluna pointed out, MOGAI could also be used as an adjective replacing the word “queer”. Queer is being used by a lot of people within the community but we should not forget that it is also a slur and not everyone is comfortable with being labeled or even labeling themselves as such.

I would absolutely love it if we could make this a thing. 

(I really really hope I didn’t forget anyone in the little description, please tell me if I have)

Hey this is a really good one actually, I like MOGAI, this is the best one I have seen yet!

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28 Apr 2014 2 notes

k-m-bloomy:

WHOA WAIT WHAT

i just…WHAT

that selfie i posted of my new haircut…someone reblogged it onto a page called “Beautiful people”

holy shit

thank you

Thats because you are. :U

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17 Apr 2014 49,520 notes

dreadfuldraws:

edgebug:

sincerely, a person who has been on prozac for 9 years

this is in response to some shitty stuff i’ve seen on my dash recently. it’s super simplified, so if you’d like to know some more indepth stuff on how exactly it works, google it—OR BETTER YET actually talk to a mental health doctor psychiatrist person wow

Ah, yes! Awesome information, I hope everyone gets something from this. Antidepressants really do help and many of my friends, myself included, feel and function much better.

Just a little addition about the addiction part… Antidepressants are not mentally addictive, but physically they are and you WILL go through withdrawal if you stop taking them. The withdrawal symptoms will very from person to person and how long you’ve been on the medication, but symptoms will occur. Many people take the ‘non-addictive’ thing quite literally and think they can stop taking them anytime they want and that’s simply not true, (I’m speaking from experience.)

I’ve been on Lexapro for roughly 1 and 1/2 years and stopped taking my medication. My resting heart rate rose to 120 and I had brain zaps, nausea, shortness of breath, panic attacks and much more. It took nearly 3 weeks to recover fully and took quite a toll on my health. Your body does become addicted to the medication and DO NOT stop taking your antidepressants without taking to your doctor first where they will likely lower your dose and let you go through withdraw when you have free time, (about 4 weeks.)

Please, treat your medication with care and take them EVERYDAY, they can destroy you physically if you neglect to take them.

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anirresistiblysexyperson:

geekbap:

note-a-bear:

mermaidheartsongs:

absolutezeronow:

danapolis:

stabra:

after hearing about it through the submission to @angryasiangirlsunited, i checked out the trailer of Lucy and am even more disgusted. and so not surprised. whiteness is getting too old.


the upcoming movie lucy will feature the age-old racist narrative of pure white woman (scarlet johansson) being violated by scary, brown men. and the new white feminist trope of women gaining their power by violently eliminating brown men. who needs the white male savior when we now have white female saviors, taking it into their own hands to save their whiteness from all that non-whiteness. so radical.



My favorite part are the white feminists who are raving about this movie because “strong independent woman yaaaas!!”

i’m just wondering why there are herbs and fruits and vegetables written in a faded, creepy red on a prison-like wall in chinese.  are herbs and fruits and vegetables in chinese supposed to be part of some sort of scare tactics?  or am i missing something here?

HAHAHAHAHA

The above makes this so much better

OMG THIS MOVIE IS BULLSHIT OF THE HIGHEST ORDER THEY COULDN’T EVEN BOTHER TO GET SOMEONE TO WRITE ACCURATE SHIT IN CHINESE ON THE WALL THEY PROBABLY GOOGLED A TAKE-OUT MENU OR SOMETHING THIS IS WHAT A $20MIL BUDGET BUYS IN HOLLYWHITE EVERYONE! 

omfg it says tomato on there

anirresistiblysexyperson:

geekbap:

note-a-bear:

mermaidheartsongs:

absolutezeronow:

danapolis:

stabra:

after hearing about it through the submission to @angryasiangirlsunited, i checked out the trailer of Lucy and am even more disgusted. and so not surprised. whiteness is getting too old.

the upcoming movie lucy will feature the age-old racist narrative of pure white woman (scarlet johansson) being violated by scary, brown men. and the new white feminist trope of women gaining their power by violently eliminating brown men. who needs the white male savior when we now have white female saviors, taking it into their own hands to save their whiteness from all that non-whiteness. so radical.

My favorite part are the white feminists who are raving about this movie because “strong independent woman yaaaas!!”

i’m just wondering why there are herbs and fruits and vegetables written in a faded, creepy red on a prison-like wall in chinese.  are herbs and fruits and vegetables in chinese supposed to be part of some sort of scare tactics?  or am i missing something here?

HAHAHAHAHA

The above makes this so much better

OMG THIS MOVIE IS BULLSHIT OF THE HIGHEST ORDER THEY COULDN’T EVEN BOTHER TO GET SOMEONE TO WRITE ACCURATE SHIT IN CHINESE ON THE WALL THEY PROBABLY GOOGLED A TAKE-OUT MENU OR SOMETHING THIS IS WHAT A $20MIL BUDGET BUYS IN HOLLYWHITE EVERYONE! 

omfg it says tomato on there

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10 Apr 2014 209,399 notes

ambrromance:

joultonofblood:

Sums up their personalities pretty well.

Eddy: I can achieve anything
Ed: there’s a logical way to achieve what I want
Edd: there’s nothing standing in my way

(Psst, the two Ed/ds are switched around

Double D is 2nd (Edd), while Ed is 3rd.)

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