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21 Oct 2014 5 notes

k-m-spooky:

zakanakai:

k-m-spooky:

zakanakai replied to your post: is it bad I want to learn to pole danc…

DO IT, but at the same time I’d be afraid when you get good at it, you’d be able to crush a man’s head between your thighs.

oh hun, you say that like its a bad thing XD

its slightly terrifying, but at the same time MURDERING BIGOTS \ o/

men will call me a slut and then i’ll lure them in and crush their heads.

mang you’d be flexible too and you’d be able to do black widow shit and you would be even cooler

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21 Oct 2014 5 notes
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  #yaaay murder  

k-m-spooky:

zakanakai replied to your post: is it bad I want to learn to pole danc…

DO IT, but at the same time I’d be afraid when you get good at it, you’d be able to crush a man’s head between your thighs.

oh hun, you say that like its a bad thing XD

its slightly terrifying, but at the same time MURDERING BIGOTS \ o/

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19 Oct 2014 21,475 notes
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finejeeze:

pikoloid:

pikoloid:

today i sprained my foot in the worse way possible. i slipped on a yugioh card in my room (a bunch actually since i was sorting them). this is it. yugioh will be the death of me

update: it turns out i didn’t twist/sprain my foot. we went to the nurses and i had fractured it appparently. duel monsters broke my foot. yugioh broke my foot. yugioh ruined my life (here’s a picture of the  cast)image

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Somehow playing a card game has caused me to become severely injured.

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18 Oct 2014 66,890 notes

runecestershire:

shakespeaker:

placebonacebo:

So my school is putting on a production of Macbeth and not enough guys tried out so instead of having a girl play male Macbeth, our direction said, “Fuck it, we’re doing Lesbian Macbeth”

This is the best possible solution.

I most heartily approve of this because it is awesome.

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14 Oct 2014 268 notes
zitoisneato:

russmoney:

HONK HONK

No…..NOOOO!

the CLOON.

zitoisneato:

russmoney:

HONK HONK

No…..NOOOO!

the CLOON.

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13 Oct 2014 154,814 notes

lipstickandligature:

thephotogfeminist:

"Losing your virginity" will henceforth be called "your sexual debut".

Because you’re not fucking losing anything.

YES. 

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10 Oct 2014 56,258 notes

kittensplaypenshop:

Kittens Playpen Custom Order Giveaway!

You can win your choice of the following..

  • -A custom made collar in any size!!
  • -A pair of custom animal ears!
  • -A custom tail!

All YOU have to do, is Reblog this post! 
No follows needed! :) 

Contest will end November 10th! 

Goodluck Everyone!

 

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30 Sep 2014 5,431 notes
demigray:

I don’t see any reason to put off announcing it any longer, so without further ado, this is the “secret” project I was working on. Check out some of the articles:
What is Demisexuality?
Could I Be Demisexual?
Am I Demisexual If…
Coming Out As Demisexual
And more! 
Share it, link to it, use it! Consider this a soft launch, and please provide feedback if you have it.* I want to do a bigger launch for Asexual Awareness Week. 
* Seriously, I would really appreciate ideas for articles, links and other ways to improve the site. 

demigray:

I don’t see any reason to put off announcing it any longer, so without further ado, this is the “secret” project I was working on. Check out some of the articles:

Share it, link to it, use it! Consider this a soft launch, and please provide feedback if you have it.* I want to do a bigger launch for Asexual Awareness Week. 

* Seriously, I would really appreciate ideas for articles, links and other ways to improve the site. 

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27 Aug 2014 387,385 notes

luxio:

what if instead of gender we all had pokemon types

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23 Jul 2014 60 notes

biomechanicaltomato:

Here we go, a blast form the recent past with all the spooky story turn ins for the Illuminati concerning Danny’s Spooky Stories.

Chock full of Bieber, Martha Stewart, and why bathing in diamonds is not recommended.

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